måndag 6 juli 2009

E-mail på låtsas till Net-a-Porter

Dear Net-a-Porter,

Where is my Mulberry bag that I ordered (by same day delivery!!) earlier today? It's not even been dispatched yet you lazy people! I need it now, it's an emergency!!!!!!!

Yours Fathfully

Ces, who is now officially Skint.

P.S If you tell me it's out of stock I'll sue!